You’re Dead to Us. We Hope You Fail.

That’s what was written on the cake at our going away party. I love it!


As we’re closing down the Myrtle Beach location of Kapow Church and moving everything to Chattanooga TN, we held the last two church events. On Saturday we had a going away party at my office for our family and then Sunday was our official last service here.

If you were at either event, I trust you enjoyed one or both. If you weren’t, why not, you wankers?

I wanted to take this opportunity to thank a few people who helped out at the party. We held a silent auction of sorts to raise a little bit of money for our church plant in Chattanooga. Our ministry there will be so decentralized, low key, nontraditional, and weird that not a lot of funding is needed to get started. We made enough from the auction to get things rolling pretty good.

So, here’s my list of hearty thank you’s. If I missed anyone, please feel free to add yourself or them into the comments.

  • Honey Van Buren provided the cake
  • David R. and Teresa Powers provided all the foodstuffs
  • Anita Brinsfield provided cupcakes

The following people provided donations for the silent auction-

  • my lovely wife
  • Brian Saunders of Oddartities
  • Hector Miray of Faith and Fandom
  • The Character Company
  • David R. and Teresa Powers
  • Cuddly Curiosities


When next you hear from me, it’ll be from our new headquarters in the Volunteer State. Keep your eyes and ears open. I promise the next step for us will be weird and magnificent. God is truly taking us to some interesting places.

This message was written by Dr. David Powers and the crazy religious wackos at Kapow. You can always find us at Thanks for reading!


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