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Spider-Woman Got Knocked Up

Awhile back I remember a big hullabaloo over a Spider-Woman cover that showed her in a very provocative pose. I also read articles about the photo stating that the pose was a common one in the animal kingdom known as ‘presenting’. It’s something an animal of the female variety would do when in heat by presenting her sex organs as available.

One thing that always strikes me as funny is the opportunism of people who ascribe to evolutionary beliefs. Claim we’re descended from animals but then get all up in arms when someone acts like one. You can’t have both.

Here’s the picture in question. I’ll let you draw your own conclusions from it.

SPIDERWOMAn-presenting

I don’t really need to draw a conclusion from it, because I know what happens next. Spider-Woman got all into the ‘presenting’ thing and guess what?

spiderwoman-pregnant

Who knew they made maternity outfits for supes?

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